Some of the naughtiest, cheesiest and happiness spreading #SachinisGod tweets:
- Sachin Tedulkars sperms should be preserved. We must clone him. We must have a team of only Sachins. #sachinisgod
- Its official: ICC says from now on batting stats wud read: matches, innings,runs, No. of 50s, 100s and ’200s’ #sachinisgod
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Mamta B upset that sachin would make headlines tomorrow.. Ha ha.. #sachinisgod (Mamta Banerjee declared the national budget the same day. Lol.)
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A country united for a brief point in time. Sach is the greatness of the game! #sachinisgod
- When opponent team’s fielders are applauded for stopping Dhoni from getting that irriating 2nd run….!! #sachinisgod
- Dear sachin your strokes have taken the entire nation to an orgasm! you must surely be God! #SachinisGod
- When Sachin was born , GOD Said ” OH SHIT, Competition” #SachinIsGod
- Commit all ur crimes when Sachin is batting, they’ll go unnoticed coz even God is busy watching him play! #SachinisGod
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Tendulkar first man to step on 200 :”That’s one small step for sachin, one giant leap for mankind”
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Tomorrow’s headline in TOI: #hashimamla saves dhoni’s arse! #sachinisgod
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That chap’s a collective anti-depressent for India #sachinisgod
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Damn people are changing religions while I can’t even watch TV! #Sachinisgod (tweeted by someone from Uganda. Lol. )
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And then comes in Tendulkar. #sachinisgod RT @NietzscheSays: Two thousand years have come and gone and not a single new god!
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Breaking news: rajesh khanna appeals to change name of his superhit movie bhagwan to sachin.. #sachinisgod
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I’m so happy and spiritually uplifted that i just want to lie in bed, think happy thoughts and do nothing else for today..
#SachinIsGod
